Four Words to Ruin a Date Funny

Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go?

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"No sex right away." -how to run off the wrong people

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  What about a good night kiss?
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  Shoot your shot 🙂🤣
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  Excuses excuses LOL
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  What is going on with this comment section? I leave you both alone for... what, an hour, and come back to this, LOL
  
  @coachTanthony Hmm, it depends on the person I guess? I usually don't do a kiss on the first date unless I've known him for a while beforehand (think friend or acquaintance asking me out as opposed to a random stranger I don't know). But if there's a spark there, maybe?
  
  But sex? HELL NO.
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  @Cynicaldreamer What if he grabbed your butt as he went in for the kiss? bahahahahaa
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  @Cynicaldreamer that's for making me go to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night!
  🤣🤣🤣
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  @Brainsbeforebeauty But you needed your beauty sleep!!! You should be thanking me for getting you to bed early, LOL
  
  @coachTanthony Oh, he's getting slapped or punched for that behavior.
  Yes, yes I would do so and claim it was a reflex against horny men, haha
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  @Cynicaldreamer no guy should be putting his hands on that tight fit ass of yours on a first date ... So good for you!
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  All right let's put music to a room
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  NO sex right away? Even that is a turn off for me. That's insinuating that you have sex on the 2nd date , but not the 1st. Potentially seeing me as just another guy you screwed. Guy# 78 on the list :eyeroll:

Most Helpful Guys

ArrowheadSW | 964 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Guru

1 y

I once had a date get mad at me for showing up ON TIME for the date. We were to meet up at a restaurant at 6 PM, and I showed up at 5:58. So, the 4 words were:

"Why are you late?"... When I clearly was not late. When I mentioned that I told her that the date was for 6 and it was 6, she didn't have an answer. Maybe she showed up early and was frustrated that she had to wait? Needless to say it went well otherwise. Maybe she was in a bad mood that night. We had further dates also.

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  After eating dinner and a glass of wine she was fine. Plus there was probably SOMETHING ELSE that she needed but it was too soon in our dating for that. Otherwise I would have gladly provided it... LOL
Avicenna | 11.7K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Master

1 y

"My parole office doesn't know I'm here"
"My therapist says may bipolar and Borderline Personality Disirder are no problem"
" Can you pay and take me home- the bill collectors had my car repossessed this morning"
"I owe 100k in student loans for my Sociology degree

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  Ha ha ha
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  Whoops, didn't follow directions:
  
  "My parole officer died"
  "I have mental illnesses"
  "My car got repossessed"
  'I just owe 100K"
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  Avicenna's problem is he can't count to four! This would ALSO be a date ender.
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  I hope you're paying.
  My car was repossessed.
  I have bipolar depression.
  My parole officer died.
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"Let's talk about religion."
"Let's talk about politics."
"You're cuter in pictures."
"My other personalities said..."
"My guy/lady is calling."
"You're paying tonight, right?"

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  LoL: "you're cuter in picture". That one will do it. Others are only going to make you look stupid.

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What Girls & Guys Said

65 139

1 y

"Baby daddy 5 material"
"I have a penis"
I'm not going Dutch 🤣🤣

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  Your brothers is bigger
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  @WowwGirl 🤣🤣🤣 aww damn that's a good one lmao... Or if he ain't got a brother "your father's is bigger 🤣🤣
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  Call me Fred Rogers
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  Don't mind the smell
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  @WowwGirl fucking savage with that one, haha
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  my nicknames Uncle Tom
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  🎉🎉🎉🎉
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  @WowwGirl
  My name's Lorena Bobbitt
  (Any guy that remembers that story will be out the door in less than 4 min.) 🤣
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  Its only bacterial vaginitis
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  six holes are mandatory
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  👍 nice
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  I fucked coach Tanthony
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  Yes honey😂😂😂
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  @WowwGirl Not too bad... Can I get a cigarette!
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  Pairs well with your box wine
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  @WowwGirl Nothing like a good swig of some box wine after sex Ha Ha Ha
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  Agreed
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  But I filmed it 🤣
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  I never go Dutch though! Even when I'm Dutch. Men pay the first date period. Haha let the losers run!
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  @GoldenTulip 🤣🤣🤣
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  👀👁️👁️ LOL
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  @coachTanthony but can I come out of the closet now and have some wine too 🤣
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  @coachTanthony aww well see that's gonna cost more than a glass of wine, and boxed wine at that..
  Even playing around with titling it
  "CoachTanthony Wowwed and plowed"
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  What's it worth to yah🤔hehe... But see you could be a Starra🤣🤣
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  @WowwGirl can do the editing and photoshopping 🤣
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  🤣🤣🤣 yeah I noticed that when I was in the closet. I'm surprised Woww didn't pop it when she was digging her nails into your butt 🤣🤣🤣
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  Nope stone cold sober... Imagine if I was drinking 🤣🤣
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  😁 you should ask how to snag a date in 4 words or get a date "going" turned on in 4 words 🤣
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  Gotta ask the question to get the answers 🤣
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  Nuhuhh you have way more followers 🙂I probably got more haters. You saw anyone that mentioned me on your crush post got downvotes 🤣🤣
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  @Brainsbeforebeauty That is because they are jealous of your popularity. The followers don't mean anything I had 27k on here before i left and came back now i have 5k so... please you get way more attention... you should definitely post. lol
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  Only if I can link your question...
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  I don't care! How are you going to word it? lol People unlike you have been drinking tonight... don't want to make it too hard on them ha
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  Turn your date on in four words! Ready! Go! 🤣
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  You smell like pickles? Ha Ha Ha... could be interesting if they take it as a joke and not serious
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  That's a turn on? You off your game coach 🤣I don't think women wanna be told they smell like pickles 🤣🤣
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  I like the bread and butter pickles so it could be lol
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  No just no, save that for when you married 🤣
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  For?
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  I carry a gun
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  That has happened to me
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  Can you share it?
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  Neither can I let me put in and get it over with
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Battooot | 177 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Yoda

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Hahaha omg i have real life examples. il tell you one that a girl actually said to me. During our first time meeting and hanging out she was like: what's your marriage plans?

Now one that i actually said to a girl on our first time hanging out and she couldnt hide the disappointment from her face (all it took was 3 words): I'm a virgin.

Bonus: when i was 22 or so, i had met a truly hot curvy jamaican lady. Despite how much i found her attractive all it took her was literally 4 words to ruin it all: I have a kid.

+bonus: same as first girl, not even 4 hrs passed of us knowing each other and she was already talking about how she wants to get married soon. I was like ok fine its not like i dont wanna get married in the near future either. But then a moment happened where we had a small thing in common and she said: I see a sign! I said i see a sign too, mine says 360 North im getting the hell away from here xD!

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1. I got standards, okay?
2. I don't trust you
3. You're like other guys
4. I hate lying @$sholes
5. I'm superior than you
6. Don't dare to kiss 7. You are my slave

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  Depending on the person... you are my slave might be a hit LOL
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  Hehe yes.
molonski2 | 220 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Yoda

1 y

You look FAT (in ) That
Come here often ?
Bondage on first date?
Nice , u look fckage
I hate poor people
I despise fluffy puppies
Will u workout poor?
Dont pick that desert
What is you size
You look tired
------------------------------------------------------------- Just off the top of my head , many more

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MCheetah | 2.7K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Master

1 y

"I'm a (third-wave/intersectional/etc) feminist."

"Do you like anal?"

"You fine with fisting?"

"Let's call/meet my husband."

"Imma bitch, aren't I?"

"You ARE paying, right?"

"I love using men."

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perfectchaos | 308 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Explorer

1 y

I'll tell on the ruined a date for me. Nobody likes that candidate. I didn't bring any politics up she did. I was done with her after that and she did not get any call the next morning after dropping her off. I go for fun not to hear your political theory.

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  I will say I didn't respond at all like hey this and that. I actually agreed with her kind of. Not to her extreme though. I just disliked the candidate but can at least recognize why people liked them. If I remember I said something like I don't want to talk politics.
jshm2 | 1.2K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Master

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"Let's talk about Jesus"

Actually had a trainee mormon kid used to do this sort of shit back in uni. He called it "the lords work" where he would turn up at parties to try shut them down, dates to try and "convert them from sin".

The devil must have hated the goon, god knows we did. Eventually got kicked out for his antics.

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magiusX26 | 1.8K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Guru

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"i want a baby"

"so your my parent?" (dad or mom depending on situaltion)

"they already had it" (pointing at the large crowd of people at the resturaunt/concert/other venue for the date)

"just meet my spouse"

"my dog is bigger" (can substitute other animals)

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you have some good questions:

all i could think of was a part from a movie

gotta think of something... hmm, aaa nevermind, it will be too gross

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  The grosser the better lol
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  I know. Just can't say it. shy.
JSmuve | 3.1K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Master

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"you are paying, right?"
"Damn are you ugly"
"When do we fuck?"
"I'm here for head"
"Wanna see my cock?"
"I have no job"
"I have no degree"
"I have the clap"
"I am a tranny"

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"What's your body count?"
that isn't the right thing to ask on a first date.
OR
"I've got a girlfriend/boyfriend" on a date😂

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  Body count would be a difficult one..
  But literally no one would answer honestly anyhow. Couldnt win
Anonymous

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I am a feminist.

I voted for Trump.

I have the virus.

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mimi051998 | 112 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Yoda

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Your dad is bigger
No sex until marriage
I don't give head

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  I want to fuck you in the ass how about them apples while I hogtie you up a apple in your mouth Pulp Fiction style
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  As if I give!
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  @Glasgow55 she has more than one option, as in one of the 2
legalboxers | 3.4K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Master

1 y

1) Im a sex offender
2) I am a felon
3) I robbed a bank
4) I am a woman

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  All good ones
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  Number 3 can have a positive effect in some girls
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  I literally already listened to women talk about guys who rob banks as heroes and superior to them. I don't know, they were poor girls from poor neighborhoods, so their hierarchy of values can be twisted somehow.
AdithyaR | 602 opinions shared on Dating topic.

Yoda

1 y

I will become hokage.

Note, this may make your date go extremely well if your date is an anime fan particularly if Naruto.
For anybody else's they're sure to label you as an anime nerd or weeb and the date is basically over right there.

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I forgot my wallet.
You look cuter online.
I shagged your mum.
I shagged your sister.
I wanked to your pictures.
I have the clap.
You. Me. Disabled toilets in 5.

Simples...

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  Bahahahahahahaahahahaha the last one is money.
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"I'm here for the money."

One of the girls from work told me that when she told the guy on a first date. My reaction:🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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"You're like my mom/dad!"

"You wore THAT?"

"You have a sister/brother"

"I dated your aunt/uncle/etc!"

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